What musician has the biggest penis?

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Ryan Adams.

― ted pugent, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

boom boom?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear Hendrix had a pretty massive dong.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

is this the feeble squawk?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cityguide.jconline.com/fe/photos/20030228_r_kelly.jpg

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Judging by Cynthia Plastercaster's NYC exhibit a few years back, I would say its either Jon from the Mekons or Martin Atkins from PIL. Momus coming in a honorable third. Hendrix was solidly above average.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

R. Kelly's is bound to feel big to those little girls.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Please noodle, give it up, for me, and for the kids, and for all that's good in the world. For every time a baby cries, for the smell of freshly cut grass. I beseech you.

http://www.eurweb.com//images/09122003/r_kelly(reflective).jpg

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

easy come easy go.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, I just couldn't help myself, the pic was screaming for a punchline.

I personally have no opinion on whether he's guilty or not.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear all musicians have equally big penises.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh sorry it was meant to have a pic of R Kelly noodle.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

From Simon Napier-Bell's Black vinyl, white powder

Iggy Pop performed on-stage half naked. While he sung he would flagellate himself, shoot up with heroin, roll on the floor and cut his arms with razor blades. Jim Kerr of Simple Minds remembers: 'At the end of the show, of course, he pulled out his penis. He'd been singing about it the whole night and I was just thinking “Let's see it.” And there it was.'

'Thirteen inches long,' claimed Iggy's ex manager, 'and his proudest possession'. Much as he admired Iggy, Bowie found himself unable to attempt a similar role.

Apparently Kerr's no slouch in the trouser stretching department either.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

that would make his penis like 1/3 of his height.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, at least in house the homo tendencies are in the music.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

oh sorry it was meant to have a pic of R Kelly noodle.

Is that what he's calling it now?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

but KIRA'S GOT THE 10 1/2!
KIRA'S GOT THE 10 1/2!
KIRA'S GOT THE 10 1/2! WELL ALRIGHT!

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Which rock critic has the biggest penis?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, at least in house the homo tendencies are in the music.

You don't listen to enough rock music. Most of it is about sweaty men and their hard penises. Don't know how you could miss that. people call it machismo, but its really just wonderful gay action.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly this is how quality should be measured from now on

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tommy Lee
I saw pictures of Lenny Kravitz nude on the beach with Vanessa Paradis, I dont know how a girl that small took what he had to offer.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 13 May 2004 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

He would have said, hey just relax.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 May 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gayo114.com/main/main_image/special/pop_ody/00-Frank-Sinatra.gif

If you believe the biographies, he was hung like a horse.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont know about that 13 inches for iggy.... unless it was erect.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

sticking with the unbashedly homo-commentary, where can one view the lenny and vanessa beach kodak moments?

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

To correst some phallusies... <cough>

*Sorry, I've seen a photo Iggy's in his healthy prime and it ain't no 13 inches for sure.

*Yeah, the popular rumour was that Jim Kerr was indeed very well endowed... rivaling the legendary Uncle Milton Berle.

*Kira in Black Flag is a woman and at one time married to Mike Watt... though that song pre-dates their marriage, so it's probably not about Watt either.

― hector savage, Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jvcmusic.co.jp/rock/artist/t-rundgren/img/title.gif

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't Beck meant to be dressing to both sides?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought we already agreed it was http://www.trufun.com/gd.gallery/huey.tape.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

what all the fuss is about

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

milton berle

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shaquille O'Neal has released 4 albums and a Best Of, y'all.

― TX44, Friday, 14 May 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

TX44 - we have a winner

― Jay Smooth (jsmooth995), Friday, 14 May 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

if that is meant to be 13 inches in that iggy pic, then people in ilxor arent too hot with rulers.

i dont know about shaq, i thought it was r kelly. this conversation is getting quite disturbing. i doubt we'd see a post about 'which female musician has the tightest vagina'. then again, a 'which has the biggest tits' post isnt out of the question.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Friday, 14 May 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imomus.com/michaelangelo.jpeg

If you stick to photographic evidence alone, then Momus is clearly the man to beat.

― bordas, Friday, 14 May 2004 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

A man might double up when ready, so Ig might still bust the foot.

― sexyDancer, Friday, 14 May 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A man might more than double up. Then again a man might barely increase at all.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 May 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

http://davidbowie1847.homestead.com/files/early90s/iman-n-sailor.jpg

― Thom Newton, Monday, 11 October 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

damo suzuki's wang

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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