C90 Search - Songs about Masturbation

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
Fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself

I like the way it fits in my hand
Feel the cum through my burning hand
I like to fly it on my chest
I fuck myself 'cause I'm the best

And no one else

I love myself
I wanna fuck myself

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I just love myself
I wanna fuck myself

I beat myself until I'm raw
Cum and cum 'til there's no more
My hand is my favorite whore
Stick my finger up my ass, beat it some more

And no one else
And no one else
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself

And B&S If You're Feeling Sinister "you'd probably feel better if you stayed and played with yourself"

"Abuse Me" by Silverchair
"Across the Sea" by Weezer
"Addicted" by Living Legends
"All By Myself" by Green Day
"All By Myself" by The Heartbreakers
"The Amazing Willy Wanker" by Adam Sandler
"Barrel of a Gun" by Guster
"Be My Girl - Sally" by The Police
"Been Caught Wankin'" by TISM
"(He's My) Best Friend" by Jellyfish
"Betty's Worry or the Slab" by Hunters & Collectors
"Billy Liar" by The Decemberists
"Blister In The Sun" by Violent Femmes
"The Boys Light Up" by Australian Crawl
"Capitol P" by Mindless Self Indulgence
"Captain Jack" by Billy Joel
"Chokin' the Gopher" by Pat McCurdy
"Claire Danes Poster" by Size 14
"Come To Me" by JC Chasez
"Communist Daughter" by Neutral Milk Hotel
"Cumming into My Own" by Lunachicks
"Darling Nikki" by Prince
"Dick" by King Missile
"Doing Laundry" by Nerf Herder
"Dreaming From The Waist" by The Who
"Eat to the Beat" by Blondie
"Everyday I Die" by Tubeway Army
"Femtex" by Therapy?
"Fight for Your Right to Masturbate" by Nerf Herder
"Fingers" by P!nk
"Firin' the Surgeon General" by Roy Zimmerman
"First Orgasm" by The Dresden Dolls
"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
"Forgiven" by Alanis Morissette
"Freeek!" by George Michael
"Friggin' in the riggin" by The Sex Pistols
"Get a Grip" by Semisonic
"Get Off" by The Dandy Warhols
"The Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle
"Get A Grip On Yourself" by Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
"(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)" by The Stranglers (not related to the above song)
"Go With The Flow" by Queens Of The Stone Age
"Ham on the Bone" by GWAR
"Hands on Experience" by High and Mighty
"Handyman" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"Heartbeat" by The Casanovas
"Hey Masturbator" by Tom Green
"Holding My Own" by The Darkness
"Homemade" by Sebadoh
"He's My Best Friend" by Jellyfish
"Icicle" by Tori Amos
"If I Can't Have You, (I'll Have Myself)" by The Fryalators
"I Touch Myself" by Divinyls
"I Wanna Fuck Myself" by GG Allin
"If You're Feeling Sinister" by Belle & Sebastian
"Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section
"I'm Bored" by Iggy Pop
"The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q
"It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland)" by Barenaked Ladies
"In Every Dream Home a Heartache" by Roxy Music
"Internet Porn" by DaVinci's Notebook
"Into The Woods" by My Morning Jacket
"I've Got a Problem(Jerkin' Off)" by The Meatmen
"Jack U off" by Prince
"Jerkin' Back and Forth" by Devo
"The Keys To Your Ferrari" by Thomas Dolby
"Kleenex" by Generation X
"Longview" by Green Day
"La Vie Boheme" from Rent
"Lacerated Masturbation" by Gorgasm
"Letter to my Penis" by Rodney Carrington
"Liquid Dreams" by O-Town
"Magazines" by Brand New
"Making Love To Yourself" by Golden Earring
"Man Ray" by The Futureheads
"Mary Anne with the shaky hands" by The Who
"Masturbates" by Mindless Self Indulgence
"Masturbation" by BeNuts
"Masturbation Blues" by David Allan Coe
"Miss Michigan" by Mustard Plug
"Mister Richard Smoker" by Ween
"Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
"Mother Fist" by Marc Almond
"Mr. Hand" by Mucky Pup
"Murder Ink" by Dr. Dre
"Murder Murder Murder" by Twiztid
"Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew" by Scatterbrain
"Murder is Masturbation" by Nothingface
"Muscle of Love" by Alice Cooper
"My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry
"My Mind is a Muffler" by Arab on Radar
"Mystery Dance" by Elvis Costello
"Nasty Habits" by Oingo Boingo
"National Health" by The Kinks
"Neilhouse" by the Ataris
"No Bone Movies" by Ozzy Osbourne
"Not Home" by Stephen Lynch
"Ode to Masturbation" by Two Guys
"On the DL" by The Pharcyde
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet
"Orgasm Addict" by Buzzcocks
"Orgy of One" by The Meatmen
"Orgy on My Own" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Páginas Pegadas" by Attaque 77
"Party By Myself" by Flashlight Brown
"Paulina" by No Doubt
"Penetration in the Centerfold" by Devo
"The Perfect Kiss" by New Order
"Phoebe Cates" by Fenix TX
"Pictures of Lily" by The Who
"Photograph" by Def Leppard
"Playmate of the Year" by Zebrahead
"Potential People" by Bubblemath
"Praying Hands" by Devo
"Protex Blue" by The Clash
"Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello
"Rattlesnake Shake" by Fleetwood Mac, covered by Aerosmith
"The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
"Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
"Right Hand-o-Rama" by The Network
"Right In Time" by Lucinda Williams
"Rocks Off" by The Rolling Stones
"Roll Yer Own" by Jethro Tull
"Rosie" by Jackson Browne
"Rubbing the Elf" by Diesel Boy
"Shadow Zone" by Static-X
"She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper
"She Don't Use Jelly" by The Flaming Lips
"She's Vibrator Dependent" by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
"Silent Kid" by Pavement
"Sincerely, Me" by Better Than Ezra
"Six Minute Workout" by The Greaseman
"Sleep Forever" by Bree Sharp
"Smut" by Skyhooks
"Somebody's Got An Erection" By The Cinnamen
"Spoonman" by Soundgarden
"Stimulate" by The Detached
"St. Swithin's Day" by Billy Bragg
"Stroke Happy" by J-Zone
"Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch
"Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones
"Telephone Masturbator" by Pork Dukes
"The Most Wonderful Girl" by Lords of Acid
"The Winker's Song" by Ivor Biggun
"Thinking About You" by Radiohead
"Tits on the Radio" by Scissor Sisters
"Tonight I Fancy Myself" by The Beautiful South
"Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)" by The Drive-By Truckers
"Touch Myself" by T-Boz
"Touch of My Hand" by Britney Spears
"Toyz" by Missy Elliott
"Try Not To Think" by Easyworld
"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
"U + Ur Hand" by P!nk
"Vibe On" by Dannii Minogue
"Vibrate" by OutKast
"Vibrator" by Motörhead
"Vibrator" by Electric Six
"Volantín" by Chancho en Piedra
"Weenie In A Bottle" by Hawaiian Ryan
"Wiggle Stick" by Reverend Horton Heat
"Wiggley Fingers" by Patty Griffin
"The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red-nosed Burglars
"White Knuckles" by Foetus aka J. G. Thirlwell
"You'll Never Get Cheated By Your Hand" by Stumblebum
"Your Electronic Friend" by Pat McCurdy
"You're Makin' Me High" by Toni Braxton

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"they beat the rhythm with their bones"

I gotta go with your mom on that. Er, you know what I mean.

And"Holding My Own" is the only Darkness song I've ever loved.

Proud or not, Lou Barlow should own this thread.
"Three Times" (choice line: It's a joke I play 3 times a day to sticky magazines
Tired wrist and greasy fist, erotic sister scenes_)
"Highschool" ("rotting back in high school, fucking picture pages, fingers up and down, rocking for the ages")
Albuquerque '89 (one of the only songs I can think of about masterbating in an adult video arcade and the guilt that results there of)
I often thought the Freed Pig was about masturbation before I found out it was about J. Mascis.
Homemade is definitely his most epic masturbation song:

Sittin' around with my homemade bone
I'm naked and loose when no one's home
And I may let my fingers roam
Juicing free on my holy bone
Here I am, on my knees
Praying to the beast that stole the sex from me
I see something we should do
If you need one, then you need two
I won't hold back, so why should you?
I won’t hold back, so why should you?
Here I am, on my knees
With nothing to blame but my curiosity
It got the best of me
There's still pictures in my mind
I've been addicted all this time
Taught me everything I know
Tell me, girl, did it leave me cold?
Here I am, on my knees
With nothing to blame but my curiosity
The selfish child in me

XTC: Pink Thing

Pink thing, spit in my face,
I'd love you for it.