itt we watch grown men struggle futilely against an immovable leviathan in a late capitalist pasttime
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link
lets do predictions and shit-talking. keep magnanimity and generosity to a fuckin MINIMUM please lest we forget the purpose of athletic pursuits altogether: the total, irredeemable humiliation of your enemies as determined by municipal residence
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
KEEP IT INTERSECTIONAL THO
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link
lets do predictions and shit-talking
Got it. THE MIGHTY PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS WILL FUCKING RULE as the sixth seed in the western conference.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link
predix:
WESTGOLDEN'S TAINT WARRIORACTUAL JESUS' TEAM aka COACH WOKEAVICH'S SQUAD #GOALSLA CLIPPERS (ahem i believe it is las clipadoras)UTAH MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIRGRIZZLEDTRAILSH TAHNTHUNDERS
close calls: WOLFPUPIES, DALLAS
EASTCLEVEBOSSTONDRAKE OWLSHALCONESDETROITPACERSKNICKSBULLS
nota bene i dont rly think the bulls and knicks will get in but i want to believe these terrible ass washed superstar teams deserve to get their moment to be thrashed about in 4 or 5 game 1st round routs
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link
finally a thread for me, the Bay Area billionaire
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q6soYAg.png
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
its sad, there are so few threads for you in the internet. the other day i was like wow i am so lucky to live in america but then i remember that i am a multi-millionaire and my billionaire brothers are out here struggling to post content. never standing for the pledge or national anthem or any of that wack shit, fuck america
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link
for real though i am excited to watch the spurs infants, like half the team is under the age of 30 and im not used to having so many children. i feel like the old woman who lived in the shoe.
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/3440454-cartoon-basketball-raising-his-hands.jpg
want to use this prime real estate to honor my good friend 2014 nba finals mvp "passing"
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link
rip passing, murdered by his evil twin ball hogging and evil cousins large shorts and boasting
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link
time was you could walk into an nba arena and the attendants all knew your first name and you could leave your jacket with the phyllis and now because of obamacare? give me a fuckin break
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link
nuggets will win the nba playoffs
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link
by bringing the finest kush to oakland and convincing the warriors (who will be extremely high) that they should trade places
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link
soothsaying
WEST1. the bay area deficit hawks2. the basket ballmers3. bison's babies4. [extremely homer voice]5. evan macmullin's 6 electoral votes6. d'antoni coaching harden should get a bunch of wins i guess?7. memphis i guess? we really need fresh blood in this conference8. the twolves of minnesota
EAST1. bron2. leprechauns3. what is a pacer even? like a pace car? or a jogger or something? i never even thought about this.4. canada5. hawx6. detroit? i hope?7. hornets somewhere around here8. gonna be contrary and say the wiz bounce back slightly this year but they just get injured so much and hate each other
mvp: brondpoy: kawhi why not6 man: evan turner haha j/k nobody cares about this awardcoach: bradley stevens
champ: cavs vs dubs, dubs win zzzz already bored of this
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link
Really excited for the 2020 season
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/ballmer11.jpg
vital above the fold image
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link
wait i had meant to start a dedicated predix thread cuz i always wanna look back at them but can never find them
putting m bison and clay's posts in here 16-17 nba predix
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link
this is the year ciderpress will be correct
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Qa4e7ke.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4TFQ157.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mWdGxCc.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qvBK1ag.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h5nb95z.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DWaAq6U.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HGrjwbc.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link
https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/jr-smith-shirtless-shirt.jpg
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Zg1aHDZ.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvjgpz4UkAAOagI.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lXARcHo.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link
http://spillthatea.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Nike-Kobe-11-Retire-681x381.jpg
― Clay, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link
lmfao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:32 (seven years ago) link
http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Westbrook-alone-e1467719115217.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link
https://fteswl.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/westbrook-alone-e1467719115217.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link
now i don't have to pretend to car about nfl games
― Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 06:15 (seven years ago) link
forever in our hearts
http://i.imgur.com/SQpZu65.jpg
― micah, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 08:44 (seven years ago) link
;_;
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ysZSQCf.png
― moullet, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link
2016 season boldest prediction - basketball still dope ohhhhhhhh yyyyyeeehttp://i.imgur.com/hBOHY9q.png
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link
eastCLE TOR BOS CHA IND DET ORL ATL
westGSW LAC SAS UTA HOU OKC DEN NOP
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link
all these things shall come to pass
the topic is kinda lol but the way it reads is really lol http://theundefeated.com/features/white-american-nba-players/
I hope I can give every white American kid out there hope that they can make it to the NBA no matter what race they are or where they are from.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
good thread already hey everybody
― marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link
tonight do i watch cavs v knicks opener and ring ceremony or do i watch tribe vs cubs game 1 of the world series
― marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
cavs are old this year wow, FOUR players age 36 or older
― marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link
seven players over the age of 30
― marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link
warning sign def
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link
Dave McMenaminESPN Staff Writer
LeBron James says he didn't have any input in the design of the Cavs championship rings. "I'm just fortunate enough to be a part of three championship teams so far in my career," James said at shootaround Tuesday. "It's not like I'm going to be wearing it like a wedding band or things of that nature, so I'm just happy to be able to be a part of another ring ceremony, be able to have a ring for my archives. But as far as aesthetics and things of that nature, it doesn't matter."
― nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
he's unstoppable
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
https://45.media.tumblr.com/325a5048799f919d2900e01266dfec9a/tumblr_nnb376Xq5m1ut8brzo1_500.gif
― nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
some CP stuffhttps://www.si.com/nba/2017/04/11/chris-paul-court-vision-passing-clippers-nba-playoffs hes def all nba 2nd team
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
Brian RobbVerified account @CelticsHub
Celtics' odds of keeping top seed just went up. Bucks game notes indicate Giannis, Middleton, Snell and Dellavedova will sit out vs. C's.
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
Towns is a great player but man is he soft on defense.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:04 (seven years ago) link
They just said this was the first final home game sellout for the timberwolves since 1997 which is confusing on two or three levels
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:23 (seven years ago) link
from the lakers broadcast: "it's all about metta world peace tonight!"
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
possible outcomes for 7-8-9 after tomorrows games:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9LYr0fXcAAW4lk.jpg
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:16 (seven years ago) link
Cavaliers will waive C Larry Sanders and sign C Edy Tavares, who spent season playing for Raptors' D-League team -
maybe all these moves won't work out after all
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:59 (seven years ago) link
I had no idea Tavares was a free agent, that would have been a very interesting move earlier in the season
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 05:33 (seven years ago) link
In "clutch time" (defined as a five-point game inside five minutes), Westbrook leads the league in points per 100 possessions (74.3), shooting 44.6 percent from the field and OKC is a plus-21.7 per 100 possessions with him on the court in such situations.
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link
All clutch stats are pure variance really. Even with the massive usage sample for Westbrook.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
It would be amusing if Gobert won dpoy after somehow not being the all-star on his team
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 5:24 PM (yesterday)
love this article
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
the game theory stuff is sick, he's so smart
love this too
These opportunities don't just materialize. They develop. Their roots stretch back over seconds or minutes or entire quarters – if not further. When they were in New Orleans together, Paul used to call up now-Nuggets coach Mike Malone on off-nights to riff on the latest in League Pass. His Clipper teammates say Paul is liable to ask if they saw some random move from a completely irrelevant preseason game. "All I do is watch basketball," Paul said. "Seriously."
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link
if paul hadn't missed that time he'd be legitimately in the MVP discussion
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link
It's strange how Paul has become so underrated. I despise him so it doesn't bother me but it's really dumb.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link
Like I'm seeing people arguing that Lillard is better, come on
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link
CP3 is a Ty Cobb / Pete Rose kind of figure. He's HOF 1st ballot material, but he is easy to despise.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link
untimely injuries have hurt his standing quite a bit. also his box scores rarely wow the layman
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link
haha matt i didn't know you hated cp3, i thought you were love the sinner hate the sin with him
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link
It's strange how people decided that this is the shameless flopper they'd hate tho. It's about the lack of titles I guess.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
I don't think there's anyone who flops as much as CP3 that I like other than Rodman.
started an offseason thread
2017 NBA OFFSEASON
someone else start up the postseason 'offs thread after tonight.
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
heck yeah im ready for some mensa-level analysis of the 'offs
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link
how my nets doing tonight
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:13 (seven years ago) link
Litttttt up
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link
miami won bulls won, indy has to win to stay in the playoffs now. paul george is taking every shot from here on out
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link
lance stephenson making season-on-the-line plays!
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link
jokic 25-15-8-5-1 tonight damn
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link
Til next year young joker.
Happy lance is on the pacers. Will make the series much better.
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link
uh paul george's dad and moms names are paul and paulette
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link
jeff teague non contact injury
me n clay are at the blazers game yall!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link
nuh uh!
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link
whoa yessss
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link
pics needed!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/770nv8e.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:08 (seven years ago) link
we were just on the jumbotron
yoooooooo
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
ilh dreams do come true
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
the game is good we don't know who any of the dudes are
― Clay, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
current leading scoring pat connaughton went to high school w/my cousin
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
he's a boston-area kid. last season i watched the celtics blow out the blazers and he was getting serious cheers in garbage time. i randomly ran into my uncle and cousin (who were basically there to see him) while getting beers at halftime. it was kind of weird.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link
sup lagoon and clay!
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:32 (seven years ago) link
steph goony and clay, the real splash brothers
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:34 (seven years ago) link
goon and I are watching quick change together I can't believe this is real
― Clay, Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link
<3333333333
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link
jvg and doris are in the house too what a magical night
― Clay, Thursday, 13 April 2017 04:03 (seven years ago) link
now one degree of irl separation from clay
― 龜, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link
lmao quick change I watched that recently too, holds up!
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
it's time
THE 2017 NBA 'OFFS™
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link