EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

I want to do another poetry contest tbh

The sheer WTFness of how this concluded has actually had me laughing out loud for the last five minutes:

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 3, 2016 8:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 3, 2016 8:33 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Full convo is funny to me.

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'd consider The Big Short, though not very good, to be a far more interesting film than Clouds.

― Insane Prince of Fals

Nah. If I want people shouting obvious things to me in a witty way that I'll eventually tune out, I want Morbs to do it, not characters written by the director of Anchorman.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sips wine*

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes.

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2015/1/23/1422018496061/WILLIAM-BUCKLEYGORE-VIDAL-011.jpg

oh well sorry the guardian

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2015/1/23/1422018496061/WILLIAM-BUCKLEYGORE-VIDAL-011.jpg

doc casino: the lysol douche thread?
vadge horror stories

hrmrrmmrm.... no.... damn, what WAS it?

the AV Club thread?

ICP Miracles thread

fire, water, air and dirt / fukkin magnets / how do they work?

YES that's it

oh this is where we did the poems

― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, September 4, 2015 10:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i haven't considered myself a Democrat since the moment Mondale crowed that he wouldnt share anti-missile weaponry with the Soviets, but i'll have my bayonet ready for the civil war.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 5, 2016 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good morning! Has the civil war started?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 6, 2016 7:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbz stuck me w his bayonet, leaned in and whispered "tell Mondale I'll see him in hell"

― robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, March 6, 2016 7:48 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda lame to lump actually useful smartphone apps in w derivative securities

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:21 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what about candy crush

― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:27 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more like candy crush the working class

― micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:29 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they made that in sweden

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:30 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cåndy Crøsh

― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:31 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

Needs Tuomas's follow-up.

"What is Candy Crush"? "What is an app"?

Kinda disappointed to see this only a few posts after I told you there's no "ø" letter in Swedish, I expected better of ILX.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 8, 2016 5:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There you go..

Expecting Better of ILX - Search/Destroy

Linklater hasn't tried to be ambitious.

ten-year film not enough for you, huh?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (54 minutes ago)

The Newton Boys was more ambitious.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (53 minutes ago)

weird

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:27 AM (49 minutes ago)

I mean, that period piece was more of a stretch than a movie set in Texas following a boy through adolescence. It's not better than Boyhood.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (48 minutes ago)

Either of ye ever just enjoy a movie

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (48 minutes ago)

posts very much in excelsior

lol

see THAT is peak deems

Hey woah I'm way too young for this lifetime award shit

they've come to bury you not to praise you

Thats the vibe a fella would get alright

docking you a point for not going with "fillum" there

and a "ye" not in a Kanye thread

I've been trained outta that but kudos for evening knowing where to look

xp not lying, "can ye West" was attempted as an obamaesque rallying cry to my poor impoverished region by a couple of farmer politicians a few years back. Nobody got it except those kind enough to let on they didn't get it.

is that true? jesus

Might even have been canya look I don't even want to revisit

docking you a point for not going with "fillum" there

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't that more Geordie than Irish?

/no racism

You're confusing black Irish with black-and-white Irish maybe?

Geordie would be "picture", I recks.

any of ye ever just enjoy an excelsior?

ha

what's a jimmy nail? he said fillum

have we discussed Trumps anti-Hilary ad where she goes "arf! arf! arf! arf!" like she's in the freakin' dog police

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 5:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i said "this is going to be really unpleasant" and then we all comforted ourselves with some good ol intra-left bickering

― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was a grim lol, but a lol nonetheless

is the lol something to do with associating Clinton with the left?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35829251

Paul Daniels

― nate woolls, Thursday, 17 March 2016 08:53 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-(

― ailsa, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:05 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know

― nate woolls, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:09 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's like every single day now.

― koogs, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:15 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like to think they'll saw his coffin in half at the funeral, just for old times sake

― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:34 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Old school lols (i.e. I can understand it).

i thought of a game where you have to maintain eye contact with faces contorted into expressions of grotesque agony and pain, thus causing them, gradually, to grow peaceful and content, and as you successfully progress the game keeps adding more and more faces in greater and greater excruciation until they are appearing too fast for you to look at any single one of them for long before your line of sight is obscured by a cluster of new, screaming faces, and you either a) quit or b) stop trying to process/heal every face and instead swerve your neck around trying for no particular reason to hold onto one or two specific ones until the game abruptly ends with no score or "achievements"

second idea: mario in the boo house

― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:59 AM (5 hours ago)

cross-ref to striking imagery

i bet he won't even get out. he has displayed very little skill to building a voting base outside of college students and very little savvy about what is required to have a democratic revolution (hint: it involves getting other ppl besides himself elected). i actually registered Dem so i could vote for him in PA but i've since switched back to Hill.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:31 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like you're expecting a bit much of a presidential candidate, honestly

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:33 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he said that changing this country is going to require a political revolution to flip congress. i don't think it's asking too much for him to lead the revolution he's running on.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy and his Troupe of Strawmen, Sunday night on The Ed Sullivan Show

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

say revolution one more time and Berniejuice appears

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:35 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Rubio] has graft all over him, good riddence. however I still liked him more than cruz or trump

― akm

how do you feel about bucket of vomit vs. pile of shit

― Οὖτις

at least with bucket of vomit, you get a bucket

― akm