Trump, August 2017: A great day at the White House!

heckuva job trumpie

thank god every previous president had constant positive media coverage, imagine the litany of self-harm

he's right tho, the best thing to do when your actions upset people is just to keep ploughing on while making a conscious effort to tune out their complaints

Eric Trump has argued his father is forced to block out negative media coverage because fully engaging with it would lead to depression or even suicide.

Going to spend the next week in the middle of a circle of candles chanting "engage... engage... engage..."

qlitany of self-harm

*forms one-man DSBM band, gets ton of press coverage that isn't really commensurate with the quality of the material*

ok that fuckin first q doesn't belong, rip my good joek

qlitany is my stripper name

I think qlitany adds a certain touch of wokeness

Stang Gorka everyone

when you've gotta save western civilization from the invading hordes but you can't parallel park pic.twitter.com/LY2QB9gNlT

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 1, 2017

Eric Trump unsurprisingly doesn't seem to know his father very well. I couldn't see Donald Trump ever committing suicide. But there's always hope.

time for a new thread?

hard lol at gorka's car/parking, that's incredible

I started this

Trump, September 2017: Walmart Knockoff Hats and Other Indignities