just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING pic.twitter.com/bJhyJj4JoK— Louisa Davies (@LouisaD__) December 17, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 December 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link
Can't help feeling this guy belongs here (Chew, not Whitty):
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/21/man-accused-of-chris-whitty-assault-contests-charges-in-dressing-gown
― moe tucker depping for mike portnoy (desk recording) (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
ha was going to post that!
― kinder, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link
he's one of them deplorable idiots that goes into adult life still using the school playground bully rulebook, but all the same that was pretty damn funny!
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 10:37 (two years ago) link
LadBaby criticising The Kunts for not being positive enough about the government in their no.5 hit single ‘Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking C**t’ is where the discourse is tonight.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
if you want to experience the most powerful british vibes possible i invite you to read about the guy on trial for harassing chris whitty in a park pic.twitter.com/x4WCYSkrhL— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) December 22, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
Captain Sir Tom Moore's family find forgotten mystery Christmas present from him to open this year https://t.co/cOr53nkZ9Q— ITV News (@itvnews) December 22, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
Didn't Happen of the Year
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
it's a human skull that he brought back from Burma as a trophy
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link
lol
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link
I'm gunna drink 15 Boddingtons today.A thread:— Rob Copland (@Robertdcopland) December 26, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 26 December 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link
the hero we need
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 December 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link
a four-pack of them small gold label special beer cans will roughly do the same job!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 December 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
shorter thread tho
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
Some great stuff here. Especially the Wetherspoon ripping off Nando
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:15 (two years ago) link
I remember seeing Cobra from Gladiator near West Harrow tube station twenty years ago But a whole Pizza Express full of people don’t remember an actual Prince walking in— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 1, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 1 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link
There being no 'Real Ireland' thread it goes here, British Isles is near enough:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/22/two-men-take-corpse-into-irish-post-office-to-claim-dead-mans-pension
― the great replacement bus service (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:23 (two years ago) link
feels like you're cruising for a deemsy bruising tbh
there's always The Irish
― imago, Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
real england: everything is closed at 2pm on a saturday, the coffee is instant, and the sausage rolls are form greggs
― ian, Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link
What is everyones favourite beer /lager mine is carling ?— Chris Waddle (@chriswaddle93) January 22, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 23 January 2022 09:14 (two years ago) link
fucking hell
― imago, Sunday, 23 January 2022 09:33 (two years ago) link
mine are budweiser /stella ?
― calzino, Sunday, 23 January 2022 09:43 (two years ago) link
BBC News reports on manufacturing downsizing: not e.g. "Multinational grocery leader Unilever to cut 1,500 jobs worldwide" or "Consumer-goods behemoth Unilever to cut 1,500 jobs worldwide" or anything like that, but rather "Marmite maker Unilever to cut 1,500 jobs worldwide".
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:37 (two years ago) link
"The Marmite-to-Domestos maker" is even weirderLike a shit Anarchist Cookbook
― kinder, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link
There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:
Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (two years ago) link
why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (two years ago) link
“Battered Mars Bar with crowbar”
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 14:22 (two years ago) link
The delicacies from this account keep coming up
Fish fingers and mushy peas hot dog at Grimsby Town (@officialgtfc served by @SlipwayG) 💷 £5 (with chips) pic.twitter.com/MNVLXg2GIz— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) January 30, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:18 (two years ago) link
I would eat that
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link
was gonna say
throw a bit of tartare sauce on it
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
Yes, I would eat a lot of the items they post xp
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link
Pie in a roll (Wigan kebab) at Nairn County FC (@NairnCounty) 💷 £2.50 pic.twitter.com/Saqokxfu0c— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) January 28, 2022
― mark s, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
i saw that one and what bothers me most is the roll looks unbuttered
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
from what you can see the pie doesn't look too promising either, which is supposed to be what they are good at. It looks like that kind of rubbery flexible pastry you get from Iceland frozen pies!
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link
Immediate saliva gland desiccator, would not eat even if it was meat-free (which it almost certainly isn't)
― build back a better mousetrap (Matt #2), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link
I conclude with chunky fish finger sandwich with mushy peas is better than anything I've ever had to eat at a football ground.
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:09 (two years ago) link
the only football related good food I ever had was at a cafe near Lincoln City's ground in 2003. And this was when I was still a vegetarian and it was just basically a vegetarian hotdog in some amazing bread and it cost me £1.50!
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:17 (two years ago) link
You get decent food outside a ground but fuck eating anything you get overcharged for in there
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link
my stepdad always used to pack a thermos flask full of red wine and a lunch pack of usually scotch eggs/pork pies/tesco sandwiches at home games, cos that is called The Knowledge.
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link
a roll and pie with lots of butter and brown sauce is a delicacy, I was horrified at the thought the first time I was offered it and then became a devotee upon trying it
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:55 (two years ago) link
Royal souvenirs have 'Platinum Jubbly' misprint
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
Not to be a purist but a 'hot dog' connotes some kind of sausage, right? Not just breaded pollock
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link
The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, possibly from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat in their sausages
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link
sausage dogs should be called dog dogs imo
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link
I think vegetarian hot dogs are fine in fact better than dog meat or the mechanically separated poultry or god knows what else they put in the meat ones.
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKme2qnXsAUHG_N?format=jpg&name=large
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link
lollll
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link
Nice work
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
Hey that’s just up the road from here, I keep thinking about adding it to the “horribly formed names” thread, except it’s good not horrible.
― Tim, Thursday, 3 February 2022 06:22 (two years ago) link
Half cooked hot dog at Derby County (@dcfcofficial) 💷 £4.50 pic.twitter.com/8hpb0EInFk— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) January 16, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:45 (two years ago) link