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You're such an elitist with your sunny d. quit trashing the purple stuff.

-- The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (fuckyouandyouremai...) (webmail), August 31st, 2005 9:11 PM. (The Famous Jimmy Mod) (later) (link)

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

GATOR AIDS WOLF GAVE ME AIDS

-- JAXON (jaso...), September 1st, 2005 12:22 AM. (jaxon)

amon (eman), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Tusk is for assholes
-- erglkn (shk...), August 31st, 2005.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha, sorry Vahid:

that review of ACR was complete shit. mr. dan selzer is right. and that's a fact. vahid is retarded as well. vahids points are completely off-base. vahids girlfriend probably writes IDM reviews for pitchfork.
-- corey c (c_cosmo...), August 31st, 2005.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Need NYC indie music zines, blogs, and other publications

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

...

-- Do you not agree, you fat junkie nutjob? (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 29th, 2005 8:22 PM. (Orbit) (later) (link)

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I've been turned away by being forced to register. Some people sell your email address to spammers. Why should people assume ILX to be any different?
-- the food has a top snake of 1 (SUCCUM...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:18 PM. (ex machina) (link)


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Uh, which is why I made a gmail account called "spamspanker", derbrain ;P
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:19 PM. (trayce) (link)


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(I actually did it to test the spam-skimming potentiality of ILX. I havent received a single bit o'spam to this address, oddly.)
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:20 PM. (trayce) (link)


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But everyone doesn't have time for that shit. Just because you are A HUGE NERD WHO HAS AN INTERNET JOB. There's people with all levels of comfort with the internet out there.
-- the food has a top snake of 1 (SUCCUM...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:21 PM. (ex machina) (link)


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:D
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:22 PM. (trayce) (link)


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Dude thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me... Ima go have a cry now... *wibble*...
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:22 PM. (trayce) (link)


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*softly masturbating*
-- the food has a top snake of 1 (SUCCUM...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 11:23 PM. (ex machina) (link)

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

should i be ashamed?

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

dont mock my thraed
your pravnting discorse

anthnoy (pr00de), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Radio ad for showing coming up here w/ Interpol, Bloc Party, and the Bravery. Announcer is talking about show and says, "With Interpol" and they play an Interpol clip. Then, "Bloc Party" and they play a Bloc Party clip. Then, "And the Bravery" and they play a Bravery clip. All back to back & I roffled cuz all three songs had the same beat/same tempo and one right after the other like that it was funny.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 September 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

where can i play some texas holdem online
-- amon (...), September 3rd, 2005 9:24 PM. (eman) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/29/39720312_12f4c18d0a_o.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Awesome.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 3 September 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

I've got seven Hilary Duff - Most Wanted posters that my neighbour didn't know what to do with and so he disposed them at my flat. I'm contemplating scrawling Situationist-inspired slogans on them and stapling them to light poles around the local colleges.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 3rd, 2005 1:42 AM. (Eastern Mantra)


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I still have my super classy b & w Hilary Duff METAMORPHOSIS which I supermodified by drawing pink hair and proud-slut/white power/metal tattoos all over it along with a voice bubble that quotes Annie's "Chewing Gum". I'll buy yours off you, I love Hilary. And you live in North America, just say "apartment".
-- LeCoq (leiffe...), September 3rd, 2005 3:08 AM. (LeCoq


boycott the dentist so your mouth looks british?

U Know-Who (lovebug starski), Saturday, 3 September 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1108/dsc027952cw.jpg

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Saturday, 3 September 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

http://tetriskatrina.ytmnd.com/

amon (eman), Saturday, 3 September 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Is that a my little pony pinhead???

Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

d

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

http://unitedstatesofbush.ytmnd.com/

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 September 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

http://simcityneworleans.ytmnd.com/

Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Possibilities also includes an awesome syncopated version of Sister Moon with Sting. Hancock and Sting also recorded a delightful cover of My Funny Valentine with Steve Jordan on drums that was unfortunately left off of the cd. oops,...you don't care....you don't really like music played by world class musicians....I forgot that for a moment.

-- bahtology (drbah...), September 4th, 2005 1:49 PM.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

That Jim Wentworth -- I like the cut of his jib.

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

male and female named Synthesizers

sleep (sleep), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Has there ever been a White Stripes interview where Meg got a word in? I've read three or four interviews lately that mention her in passing - she's there or she was having a drink at the bar, etc. - but never once do they ask her a question.

Jack's not really that interesting, I'd like to hear about the band/life from her.

-- milozauckerman (wooderso...), September 5th, 2005 11:22 PM. (miloaukerman)

i like the idea of meg being like maggie simpson and every time she starts to talk a train goes by or a car horn starts honking.

-- scott seward (skotro...), September 5th, 2005 11:33 PM. (scott seward)

id like to titty fuck her.

-- c cals (ccal...), September 5th, 2005 11:33 PM.

sleep (sleep), Monday, 5 September 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rugbyfootball.com/gallery1/caring_coaches.jpg

gear (gear), Monday, 5 September 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

caveat: the current (Fall 2003 - Spring 2004) design of 501s is probably the biggest/largest silhouette in 20 years (since ~1984). also: late 70s/early 80s silhouettes of 505s/506s drainpipes are the slimmest of the cuts since the '46-'48 and '55-'56 501s.

all should be available in vintage clothing shops worldwide*, ask a knowledgable buyer for assistance.

*or try vintage.levi.com every couple months for pricy reproductions.

-- can't say (nope @ no-no.com), December 29th, 2003 1:06 AM. (gygax!) (link)

haha next time logout mystery jeans advice guru

-- minna ([email protected]), December 29th, 2003 1:22 AM. (minna)

amon (eman), Monday, 5 September 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

hahah so roffley

President Busch (dr g), Monday, 5 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

bwahahay! you're so slick, gygax!

huell howser (chaki), Monday, 5 September 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

wow, this new album is awesome. waaaaaaay better than palm fronds.
a lot more drums, more melody. a little similar to the wolf parade stuff, less angry.

-- cutty ([email protected]), July 23rd, 2005.

BLOG ON BRO!! (ddb), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

President Busch: Do you make a concerted effort to be an asshole, or does it just come effortlessly naturally?

Glad Alex is still around, at any rate.

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), September 6th, 2005 1:30 AM. (Joseph McCombs) (later)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

where is that from?!

President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

that alex chilton thread. had me roffling for a bit.

"prez bush y u such asshole all time?"

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I just found it. The funny thing is that there were two other WHERE IS ALEX threads on the New Answers when that guy posted that one.

President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

and here i am wondering why ddb is once again clicking on threads of bands he claims to hate.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

for material, obv.

cutty, you want a double tote-bag? i could prolly snag one for ya from work.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

no thanks, brodie.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

huh. you are the only one to refuse free record label gifts!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

pavement cds > tote bag

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

you can't download a bag, ian.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

i could not wear a double tote bag knowing that one of the double members might see me wearing it. i can, however, proudly wear an excepter t-shirt.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

that doesn't make any sense. d0nald comes into the office all the time and everybody there got a double tote bag!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

also you don't wear a tote bag, you carry it. unless you're into accessorizing (ARE U GAY CUTTYE?).

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

GIIMME TOTE

huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

free bags >>> free cds

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

we gots devendra ones too. some chick on the tren teh other day sez "her bag sez 'hairy fairy' on it" when i'm sittin' next to britishes girl.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

jessica hopper totes wants a tote bag.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

ILM (dumb fake replies thread don't get yr hopes up)

The beginning of this thread, before it gets "serious."

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

je55ica h0pper can go get fucked (maybe then she'd lighten the fuck up).

seriously jaymc do ya ever not run joeks into the ground?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

jorels can you hook me up with some pretty g!rls make graves merch thanks broseph they rule

President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

dude, i could.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

in the biblical sense?

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

some people are cruising for yellow cards, apparently.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

looks like the bday party is official over.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

:D

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

really, i endure so much abuse.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

The party is over. If you all just grab your stuff and leave, there won't be any hassle.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

you also welcome it!

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

The party is over. If you all just grab your stuff and leave, there won't be any hassle.

FUCK YOU, MAN!

Dave Pirner (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

no, i don't. i really don't.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Indian_Erotica/maa.htm

one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

THANK YOU

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 29 September 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I liked the bolding!

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

>I must ask, good sirs, is skateboarding, in fact, currently popular again amongst those under the age of 18?<
Yes X1000. Skateboarding now is significantly bigger than its ever been before.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 29th, 2005 11:29 AM. (Alan Conceicao)

vahid (vahid), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck does he know about a skateboard.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

He knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

See also: 75% of all other ILXors.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

75%?!?!?!?!?!?

96%!

ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

also i am going to add hurting to the list of users i am pretty sure leave the house only once per week (see also: rumpie, kenan, etc)

vahid (vahid), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

campfire headphase

YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Subject: hello david
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:36:16 +0000

hi

is this the david yow from the jesus lizard? one of the best bands ever?

---------

I get these every now and again. After enjoying a chuckle, I replied to the dude, telling him I wasn't the man he was looking for, but that I would forward his email if possible. You see, once, the 'real' David Yow emailed me, and we exchanged a few messages, so I do have his email address somewhere. Do a google search on this guy or his band if you wanna know more about my so-called "alter ego." LOL.

-- Øystein (wabbitseaso...), September 30th, 2005 5:40 PM.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

kujtim

amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

I wasjerking brutally in her hot slippery rear door..Her asscheeks were baging my balls...the sound of our fuck was filling the whole bedroom...Aur mai meri ma ki gaand maar raha tha...

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

who moved this thread to the noise board? britains jauntiest douchebagh?

-- amon (...), September 30th, 2005 11:01 PM. (eman) (later) (admin)

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Hi. I am Michael Monroe, and I love Rape Ape. They're the Beatles of death metal, the Kraftwerk of Techno, and they r00l! I hope God plays them forever in Hell or whatever

-- Michael Monroe (mikemonro...), September 30th, 2005 6:01 PM. (link)

amon (eman), Sunday, 2 October 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Offensive Anti-Semetic Thread On ILE

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 2 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

POV: people who think they're noise dudes

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE that stupid giraffe neck of hers and that face looks so clever and fuck-a-nigga-up-and-make-him-cry knowing smirk of hers. I wanna fuck her in the neck dogg like Nacho Vidal (don't judge unless you've seen Nacho pull this - it's really quite elegant and I guess the sexual equiv. of 'non-intrusive surgery'). C'est bon!

Fuckin giraffe I love you

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), October 2nd, 2005.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

what do doctors see, when they look into your ears?

and is it any different from what they see, when they look into your nose?

what if a colony of britons had set up shop in there, and made a deal with the doctor not to tell you?

what if said colony of britons was looking to establish a soverign nation inside the confines of your skull?

what if, 20 years from now, the sovern nation becomes a nuclear power?

this is a classic example of the logic behind nuclear nonproliferation.

orgone accumulator (ex machina), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

what is riced out yugo

one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Well, SOME people were offended on political grounds:
October 6, 2004

To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.

I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.

All best, and a sincere fuck you,

Sean Penn

P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.

-- everything (everything197...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2005 3:08 PM. (link)

Sean Penn IS gygax.
-- Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (adamr...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2005 3:12 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

kurt broder (dr g), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

???

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

haha. that's how i feel about the noise board half the time

JaXoN (jaxon), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

♪ ??? ♪

one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

"the darker groove that Cobain worked"

from an ILM thread. lovin' this one.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

what thread??

gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

superchunk

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/1740/cuguysl8r4qu.gif

amon (eman), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

You're cheating with a pencil, aren't you?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hcn.org/allimages/2002/feb18/graphics/020218.001.jpg

gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Fair enough, Dan, and thank you for noticing that my hard-on is gigantic. Time for a few days away from ILE for me.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), October 4th, 2005 10:56 AM. (Rock Hardy)

His hard on is so huge that it takes him days to beat it?

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 4th, 2005 10:56 AM. (ex machina)

amon (eman), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

CHW - BOS 2005 ALDS Thread

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/raspberrywho/

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

(still waiting for the denouncement, but has all the makings of the Best! Thread! Evah!)

-- I Dream Of Sleep (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 24th, 2005 11:28 AM. (kate) (link)

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

i believe goldman also mentions it somewhere in his book.
remind me how imac died again?

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 5th, 2005. (nostudium) (later)


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Without threating to do away with himself on public messageboards for years and years and distressing everyone around him with his behaviour? Taking his leave in an sadly unfortunate but nonetheless dignified fashion?
-- Masked Gazza (m...), October 5th, 2005. (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

pwn3d

pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Is it utopian to hope that maybe one day the whole "who is the crankiest crank in Ye Olde Cranky Rock Critic town?" sweepstakes will give way to . . . . something else?


-- Drew Daniel (mces...), October 5th, 2005.


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yep.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 5th, 2005.

milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

(sorry, reading the Reynolds thread, I get what I deserve)

milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I got harassed by like 6 PR girls around my age at like 11pm the other night...

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), Today 3:57 PM. (ex machina) (later) (admin) (userip)

those stats are totally depressing.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), Today 3:57 PM. (ddb) (later) (admin) (userip

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

for a while i've had this idea for an alien pot comedy called Contact High. it's about these aliens that crash land on earth and go undercover as high school students in oder to score some weed (with government agents hot on their trail). 'high' jinx ensue.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 5th, 2005 8:46 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

from Tell me the best games to play in groups of mates on I Love Games:

Answers

you mean like wife-swapping?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 5th, 2005.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 6 October 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)


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